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Q. What do you say to an Ohio State Buckeye in a three-piece suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise."

Q. Why did Ohio State switch from artificial turf to grass?
A. So the cheerleaders would have somewhere to graze.

Q. How many Ohio State football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but he gets three credits and $1,000 for doing it.

Q. What does the average Ohio State student get on the SAT?
A. Drool.

Q. What is the most confusing day in Columbus?
A. Father's Day.